Spain has a fertility rate of 1.3, but nobody seems to know why. It must be that the Spanish aren't taking enough naps rights?

Spain appoints SEX TSAR to encourage couples to have more nookie to boost country's 'catastrophically' low birth rate
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/spain-appoints-sex-tsar-encourage-9928801?service=responsive

Barcelona opens 'Europe's first' sex doll brothel
http://www.thelocal.es/20170227/barcelona-opens-first-sex-doll-brothel-in-europe

Spain Gender laws: A country against men
http://kukuruyo.com/2016/02/17/spain-gender-laws-a-country-against-men/

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